I Have a Cut On My Nose

and it itches

scratching my skull or the bridge of my glasses-nose contact surface would be an insane thing for you to do, but I'll pick you up and carry you myself to City Hall if you dare, I know you have friends who monitor the hell out of me, my internalized paranoia makes more sense than my roommate's, so reach over with a nail, and take my glasses off and scratch the glass, and my nose, without asking, or else what, you're a coward like the rest of them.